Bonnie’s Pond

Are you dying?? Or are you just going through the seasons?? [said to the plants]

Salad should only be eaten at home. if you’re having a picnic and want plants, just eat the grass.

Marshmellows are the leading corse of lollie deaths

Got a heart full of rubber bands that keep catching on things

Feel like smashing a guitar but I can’t afford it.

We were always half crazy but look at you baby you make about as much sence as a nurcery rhyme

You used to captivate me with your resonating mind...

The fucking mr whippy van keeps coming down my street and the music is driving me nuts!

They say that jesus and mental health are just for those who can help them selves

They say that the way to a man’s heart is through is stomach, which just goes to show they’re as confused about anatomy as they gen’rally are about everything else, unless they’re talking about instructions on how to stab him, in which case a better way is up and under the ribcage.

If I had three lives I’d marry her in two

buy me the blue skye and wrap me in clouds of blasphemy

It is hard to be brave when you are a very small animal.

“Whats ‘new age’?” “oddball religions. Sappy boring music. Pathetic attemps to convince oneself of the superiority of anything connected with indians. Non western medicine.” “But you don’t like regular medicine.” “that’s because doctors are always trying to tell me I’m crazy. If I had a broken arm I would be a big fan of Western medicine.”

a vinegar truck has crashed through the gates the pearl is dissolving, it was made by cheapskates as we make our way by we hear peter shout: “you’re not first to come, but the first to want out!”

you send your lover off to china and you wait for her to call, you put your girl up apon a pedistal and you wait for to fall

Art may imatate life but life imatates TV

lay off the buttons

You are a radio. You are an open door I am a faulty string of blue christmas lights. You swim through frequencies.You let that stranger in, as I’m blinking off and on and off again

they can’t half be plannets and the other half be gods and the other half be moons, because for one that’s three halves….

When your young sex is like a buffet and your the fat man holding the fork

voteing for polititions is like putting pinaples up you ass, you choose the smallest one with the most lube

some people walk in the rain, others just get wet

i deal in music, books, tv shows and movies. i also have a problem turning my brain down when i try to go to sleep.

Right, okay, okay, uhhh, ducks is heads, because ducks…have heads.

What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

talented singing is overrated. just enjoy the song

the rain was falling slowly, like it had to take a second to think about the possibility of actually staying in the clouds rather than falling to the now soft earth.

Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind.

this turpintine chasers got kick

“I have low iorn” “you should go lick the rail lines, then.”

the vinyasas between each pose are like a magnadodle board they wipe the last pose clear ready for the next one

When Science finally locates the centre of the universe, some people will be suprised to discover that they're not in it.

you can get pumpkin muffins, you can get pumpkin muffins

I feal like there are little men sitting behind my eye balls trying to poke them out

People ask me what my religion is. I tell them, “My religion is kindness.”

My heart is yours to fill or burst, or brake or burry or wear as jewlery which ever you prefure

if you come to a fork on the road, pick it up

Your site is like a light in the dark for moths that can’t spell

cause I was under the paper you were writing on you left your impresion long after you had gone, marks only I could see

I’m a burnt out husk of a geek

i’ll cover my heart so you can’t see it beat, and I’ll struggle

tie this black ribbon to your arm I’m going dancing

I used to be a superhero, now I make coffees for superheroes

when we were liars things were seamless when we were wired the world was like a secret

ugh, can’t stand it. i have this secret fantasy of carrying a water gun around. spraying people who’re smoking, while shouting “YOU’RE ON FIRE!!!”

I drempt I saw you walking up the hill side in the snow casting shadows on you winter sky as you stood there counting crows

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one getting burned.

did your life flash before your eyes?? have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea, almost get shagged, have a cup of tea

I don’t care if they eat me alive, I’ve got better things to do than survive

I want beeping to be a happy event

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film by smeg.ljd.cc

Old McDonald had a farm and now hes got a pizza by Bonnie Russell

Maybe some Lunchables?

“Most chick singers say ‘If you hurt me, I’ll die’…I say, ‘if you hurt me, I’ll kick your ass.”

My friends mother told her that when the ice-cream van played music they were all out of ice-cream

Puke is totally a kind of glue to solidify a friendship, once you've puked in someone's presence and they're cool with it and still look after you you know they'll be your friend forever.

Started thinking about my old man it seems that all men Wanna get into a car and go Anywhere

’cause it’s all smiles and business these days and I’m indifferent to the loss

Meet virginia Well she wants to be the queen Then she thinks about her scene Pulls her hair back as she screams I don’t really wanna be the queen

I need a sign to let me know you’re here Cause my tv set just keeps it all from being clear

can I patiently follow you around like a loving shadow??

I believe in Karma that means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it

Just because people want the burger doesn't mean they want to meet the cow

God made dinosaws, God killed dinosaws, God made man, Man killed God, Man made dionsaws, dinosaws killed man

Across the kitchen I fired seveal rounds but you were still sitting there when the smoke cleared - Ani Difranco

He signed on as a coopers sparkling

It has an intense slow release pastatio flavour

A body with out spirt is a corpse, a spirit with out a body is a ghost - they are both dead

I feel like ipizza tonight. Ipizza? < [Smoke]> That's the pizza for Mac users < [Smoke]> iPizza < [Smoke]> It's semi-transparent and comes in at least 5 colors < [Smoke]> Also, iPizza is in no way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools

Flight, fight, Freeze or fake it

thinking of ourselves as being composed of itsy-bitsy Ping Pong balls whirling around each other

They've done studies about mobile phone separation anxiety, people spiral into deppression

trying to make mole hills out of mountains and building bass camp at the bottem of a really big deal

If you add ink to sperm would you get colored babies??

listening is the willingness to be changed by what you hear”

they distill viagra from my blood

My spelling isn't bad, you fascist mouron, it's innovattive.